Infamous Twitter trend #YoKejriwalSoHonest has entered its third day but New Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal does not seem to be in a mood to let his position dwindle even slightly as he continues to remain the most trending topic in Twitter (though not for the best of reasons).
Cheeky and funny jokes on Kejriwal have become the talk of the town for days now; a trend that does not seem to recede any time soon. While some jokes focused on his supposed inability as a Chief Minister, majority of them surfaced around sardonic remarks on how honest he is and - better still - how far can he go to display his honesty.
The following are the top 20 #YoKejriwalSoHonest jokes one should not miss:
1. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
2. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
3. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that every aam aadmi in the country knows his twitter password, email account password & bank account passwords
4. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that while reading Mahabharat, he cried at the part where Yudhishtir lies to Drona
5. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he hasn't installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of "security"
6. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
7. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he Rolls On the Floor Laughing before sending ROFL in text/chat reply
8. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he got his wife's cousins arrested for stealing his shoes on his wedding
9. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he wore Topi on his wedding Reception "Main Aam Dulha Hu" written on it
10. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that "Jhooth bole kauwa kaate" to be replaced with "Jhooth bole Kejriwal kaate"
11. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he doesn't take extra sauce sachets with mcdee burgers
12. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there
13. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the terrorists
14. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he ordered to arrest Napoleon as he found his dictionary had the word 'impossible'
15. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he is not consulting a doctor for his cough as he has not received his 1st salary as CM!!
16. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he admits when he farts
17. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he bites crows speaking lies
18. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he actually gets into the charachter when he talks about poverty
19. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he gives you a business card that says "nobody"
20. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that his wife once told him to get the moon and he called up ISRO to launch Chanrayan
