When Manmohan Singh yells, does the sound come out at 0 decibels when measured? Or when the prime minister was a child, was he always marked absent in class? And better still; when Singh was born, was there a moment of silence? And did the silence last forever? A cheeky and funny twitter trend with the hilarious one-liners starting with "when Manmohan Singh" will leave you giggling for long.
Quite unsurprisingly, most of the jokes attacking Singh target his most notable characteristic of being silent. But the headlines about him have been blaring in recent time, particulalry after his recent controversial comment on Narendra Modi during a rare press conference. His assertion that Modi had 'spearheaded' the killings of innocent people in the streets of Gujurat in 2002 came as a shocker to all journalists who had only seen his silent demeanor until now.
Lets take a look at top fifteen of the funny tweets on the 'forever silent' PM:
When Manmohan Singh went to Thailand, the natives thought Buddha has been reborn. Such Inner Peace !
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@isanjaymohta) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh goes to dentist then only he opens his mouth — Dr. Strangelove (@ravei303) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh speaks. . . . . . . . Oops he never does that...
— Ayush gupta (@AyushGupta036) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh was born seven days of silence was declared by the Govt of India.@mediacrooks @KanchanGupta @TheUnRealTimes. — KaalPurush (@MahaaKaaal) January 24, 2014
"@AnkitSawantt: When Manmohan Singh was born, the Sholay writer came up with the dialogue, ''Itna sannata kyu hai bhai''."
— The Mad Hat (@Manuj_Khurana) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh was born, doctors actually heard the sound of Pin dropping on the floor :D — Girish pasrija (@iDilsay) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh will write his autobiography it will be called, '3 Mistakes of My Life' 2G, 3G & Sonia G'"
— Girish pasrija (@iDilsay) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh feels to dance- he dance on Zero volume songs. — Anger against AAP (@Gauthamazad) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh opened his mouth dentist found COLGATE files
— Girish pasrija (@iDilsay) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan singh was born... Doctor said "Madamji" Robot hua hai.. — Girish pasrija (@iDilsay) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh decided to do press conference, mic refused to start..."saala,bolega to kuch nahi bas bijlii waste karega" !!!
— Ashish Surana (@Ashish_Surana) January 24, 2014
When manmohan singh ask sabjeewala For discount he gave it to him for free Saying Aaj pahli bar to bola hai rula diya tune. — Anmol mishra (@Anmol_india) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh reacts ... system error
— psrawat (@psrimajin) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh started learning alphabets, he started with sshhhh... — lost&found (@breakindhabit) January 24, 2014
When Manmohan Singh spoke for the first time, silence thought it was a joke
— Pratham Agarwal (@pratham2504) January 24, 2014
