Jake Johnson Turns 37; Funny Nick Miller Quotes from 'New Girl'

Jake Johnson, who plays Nick in the FOX comedy "New Girl", will celebrate his 37th birthday on Thursday, 28 May. Apart from his four-year long stint in "New Girl", Johnson is also known for being a part of Indie and low-budget movies like "Paper Heart", "Safety Not Guaranteed", "Drinking Buddies" and so on.

As Nick, Johnson gets to say some of the most funny dialogues ever written for a lead character. Here are some of them:

Jess and Julia (Season 1 Episode 1)

Schmidt: Well, let me ask you this: have you been wearing my underpants?
Nick: Sometimes, yeah. Who cares? [Schmidt makes a gagging face]
Nick: [to Schmidt and Winston] You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're lying. We all wear each other's underwear.

Bells (Season 1 Episode 7)

Nick: Do you know sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you way too long, they got too much on you. I want to have friends to still lie to me because they don't want to hurt my feelings. I sadly kind of mean that.

Tomatoes (Season 1 Episode 22)

Nick: So I've decided to give up on women, and put all that energy into tomatoes! You know what? It was on us for thinking this wasn't gonna be stupid.

Models (Season 2 Episode 5)

Nick: (When asked to eat cake using a fork) I've got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!

Double Date (Season 3 Episode 3)

Nick: I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorised a lot of words.

Background Check (Season 4 Episode 6)

Nick: When I was 9 years old I fed cereal flakes to a frog and it died. Then there was a period of time where I fed cereal flakes to all little animals. Squirrels can live through it. Chipmunks can live through it. Anything that lives half in and out of water dies, and I don't understand why... When I was 10 I once walked by my mother sleeping, and I snuck into her room and I put a lemon in her mouth... When I was 11 i once tried on my girl cousin's woollen tights, AND I DIDN'T HATE THE WAY IT FELT!

Shark (Season 4 Episode 12)

Nick: I once saw a priest drop his keys and bend over and pick them up and it was just so human it ruined religion for me.